From Le Jardin de Freddie: Freaky Tomatoes

My friend says I grow some odd tomatoes. Yes, this year the tomatoes seem to have phallic and/or nasal protrusions and round bum-bums. In fact, on several occasions I’ve caught vegetables in the act.

Now, if you ask me…I’d say Freddie has something to do with all this.

One of the year's first horny, or nosy, tomatoes. You decide.
One of the year’s first horny, or nosy, tomatoes. You decide.
Then, there was this guy. He could go either way as well.
Then, there was this guy. He could go either way as well.
Decided on the last one that he just had a crooked nose.
Decided on the last one that he just had a crooked nose.
Keep in mind, tomatoes get embarrassed. Especially about what other tomatoes get caught doing.
Keep in mind, tomatoes get embarrassed. Especially about what other tomatoes get caught doing.
Caught in the act.
Caught in the act.
A bit baffled at the results.
A bit baffled at the results.
Obviously dad wasn't even a tomato.
Obviously dad wasn’t even a tomato.
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